My Best Advice—EVER!

Best Advice

It’s Monday, so let’s start the week off right!

I know you come to Sage Grayson Coaching to learn tips and tricks to make your life sweet.

So without further ado, here’s a compilation of my best advice. Enjoy!

My Best Advice

  • Always put other people’s needs first. You’re not that important anyway.
  • Please and thank you are for losers. In this world, it’s every woman for herself.
  • Running around like a chicken with its head cut off is normal. Life is supposed to be busy, busy, busy!
  • If your body’s not toned, tight, and tanned, you’re nothing.
  • Less money means less happiness.
  • Friends aren’t necessary. The only person you can count on is yourself.
  • Other people are your competition. Work hard to prove that you’re better than them in every way.
  • Only weak-hearted liberals care about animals. It’s the food chain, dummy!
  • Let someone else tell you what to do with your life. Embrace laziness!
  • Self-improvement is pointless. You can’t change who you are so get used to it.

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” W.C. Fields. Tweet this!

What’s your best advice?


  1. Angela on April 1, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Almost forgot what day it was and thought you lost it…HA!! Love it and I’m sure there are some that would love this kinda advice.

    • Sage Grayson on April 4, 2014 at 10:53 am

      Haha! I love April Fools day. Sadly, I do know people who live by this advice.

  2. Shybiker on April 1, 2014 at 9:42 am

    Great joke. Knowing you as I do, I was suspicious right from the start!

  3. Blessedmama on April 1, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    I know someone who would live by those rules. Honestly.

    • Sage Grayson on April 1, 2013 at 7:38 pm

      I know a few people like that too. 🙁

  4. Emily on April 1, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    April Fools! LOL. That was a great prank!

    • Sage Grayson on April 1, 2013 at 7:37 pm

      Thanks, Emily. This is one post where I hope no one takes my advice.

  5. Lori on April 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Wow, this is hilarious!!

    • Sage Grayson on April 1, 2013 at 7:37 pm

      Thanks, Lori. 🙂

  6. Sarah @ This Is What I Eat on April 1, 2013 at 10:36 am

    LOL!!! I had to read through them twice, I’m like wait a second!!! Haha it took a minute but I got it, great April Fool’s joke! You always make me smile 🙂 You look so cute in that photo too, I love the blue top!

    Happy April Fools!

    • Sage Grayson on April 1, 2013 at 7:36 pm

      Thanks, Sarah! I’m sure these are things my evil twin would teach people. 🙂

  7. Molly on April 1, 2013 at 3:20 am

    Ah, lol!! Great April Fools, Sage! 🙂

    • Sage Grayson on April 1, 2013 at 6:12 am

      Hee hee! I opened my email inbox to a bunch of April Fools pranks too.