So…I spent many hours this week mucking up my blog, and then many more hours un-mucking it up.
And then my head exploded. How was your week?
I switched from a third-party shopping cart program to a new shopping cart plugin that turned my website into a secured site (https). I was able to process payments directly through my website (yay!), but it deactivated my RSS feed, comments, and 3 other plugins (boo!).
To make a long (and boring) story short, I ditched the shopping cart and attempted to clean up the mess it left.
So what does this mean for my clients?
For those of you who have monthly payments coming up or need to renew your coaching package, I’ll discuss payment options during our next scheduled call. Of course, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have specific questions about your account.
In the meantime, I’m working on a brilliant new plan to solve my shopping cart woes.
I’m in the process of training a squad of highly intelligent pigeons to handle my payments. When you order a coaching package, I’ll give your address to one of my pigeons so he can fly to you directly.
My dear friend Stella McCartney designed miniature backpacks and sequined berets with my logo on them for each pigeon. Once the pigeon arrives at your house, simply tuck your payment into the backpack. The pigeon will coo an adorable thank you song and fly back to me.
Some of you live much farther away than my little pigeons can safely fly. In cases like this, my other dear friend Sir Richard Branson says my pigeons can fly first class in his Virgin America planes at no cost. I can just imagine a little pigeon enjoying a martini and ogling the sexy flight attendants.
For now, my pigeon flight crew has been keeping me company while I clean up my blog and handle the day-to-day tasks of running a business.
They’re wonderful companions, but they can get expensive since they’ll only eat organic gluten-free birdseed from Whole Foods.
While clean up the soiled newspaper (ew…), here are some tidbits for you to peruse at your leisure.
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